Swedish Fish

The best thing ever. Seriously.

USA! USA! USA!!!!!

I love how our country is clearly going through economic hell at the moment, yet on my DirecTV, between the C-Spans and the news channels and the weather channels, we have G4, showing excessive live coverage of one of the biggest celebrations of sloth and excess in the country.


I love this country.


If this was one of those blogs with a "Currently listening to:" feature, I'd list, some Japanese guy who the only words I've understood him say are "Super Mario".

I want the last 20 minutes of my life back......

Animal Crossing: City Folk. I can finally change the channel....

9 people have visited the Mickery Files in the last 3 months

I'd like to invite all you loyal Mickeyholics to a party.

And since 8 of those people were me, I won't have much of a mess to clean up afterwards! Hooray internets!

Best. Telemarketer. EVER!

(Well besides Hector from MCI)


Today I got a phone call from a telemarketer. The caller ID says...


Satellite News!


I don't know....maybe it was really them....I'm a weird hermit that never answers the goddamned phone anyway.......

Sorry about the lack of updates

I got my Genesis working again and Pac Attack fucking rules. There probably won't be many more updates this month. Maybe I'll think of something for June to make up for it, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Later, bitches!

Pikachu (If he were a jelly bean)

I'm gonna make a mint on eBay!

Happy March From Rindge NH!