Socksyback

(Or: I Want Your Socks, Let's Talk About Socks, Socks in the City, etc....You can't pick just one)


I have a true confession to make. Many times in chat rooms when I said I was wearing no socks, I was wearing socks. I did it all for the PR.


Hey, I live in New Hampshire and in a basement....it can get freakin' freezing! My orthipedic surgeon can vouch for this. He performed an operation just hours before I made my *no socks!* comment to make my feet warmer, but, alas it failed.

There are times when I say *no socks!* and I mean no socks, so please do not let this confession get in the way of your faith in my *socks/no socks* admissions. And to anyone in the media who doubts my *socks/no socks* stance (Like Globe reporters Lita, Tork, and PM and ESPN hosts wurwolf and Rimmi...fuck all ya'll).


I spoke to Doug yesterday....he was wonderful. He does not believe I am telling the truth, but I assure those in the media that I am telling the truth, 100 percent. I'm also putting my money where my mouth is. Please lop off my feet and have them tested. If my feet aren't below room temperature, I'll donate the hearty sum of &1.28 to your favorite charity. If my feet are warm, I expect you to do the same to my charity to prevent me from not gettin' any.


Current status: *no socks* And that's the truth. Thank you.