Hello.
My name is The Mickery. Actually it's the Mickey but no one spells it right. Actually my real name is a clandestine secret guarded by noble warriors with their very lives. Speaking my true name would drive a normal man to madness. So you can just call me the Mickery.
What follows are the accounts of a single 27 year old go getter and his adventures in southern New Hampshire. Well, more like random encounters. There's no such thing as adventures in southern New Hampshire. It is a tale as old as time itself. Maybe even older. Like Keith Richards old. And twice as creepy and incoherent. I come from a desolate, post apocalyptic future, where I fought alongside brave warriors. Mostly, I just stayed in the car, but there was this one time I went, and it was really cool. Or maybe I just made that part up to cover up the real, horrifying truth. I probably did. Perhaps, we'll never know.
So this is my blog and I hope y'all will read it. Because honestly, what else are you going to do?
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I, for one, am so excited to be reading all of the incoherent ramblings of Mrickety T. Gardener. There are going to be so many enthralling adventures to catch up on! The world has been clamoring for this blog, and I can hardly wait to be a part of it!
Or maybe, just read it when I need to kill some time at work while the white out is drying.
I hope you're not going to tell the pants story again.
Also the word verification word is "qjisjm," which is thiiiiiis close to "jism." Filthy Blogger.
Would you like to know why Mickety's name is incorrectly spelled? Sure, we all would! Here, taken from Chatzy, is a conversation that Lita and I had about Mickety's name:
wurwolf: You know what, I have a hard time typing Mickey's handle, too. I always want to type Mikcey.
Lita: I do that all the time! Why did he have to pick such a hard handle?
wurwolf: I don't know, but isn't it just like Mcieky?
Lita: I bet it's so he can get all us women to say, "Mickey has such a hard handle."
wurwolf: Next time I see Mikcey I'm going to tell him that you and I were discussing his hard handle.
Lita: We both agreed that it was unusually hard.
wurwolf: He'll like that. It will make him feel good after the ED talk.
So, the next night we caught up with Mrickety, and we told him about his hard handle:
wurwolf: Lita, I told Mickey about how we were discussing his extremely hard handle.
Lita: It's very hard.
wurwolf: So very very hard.
Lita: It's so hard it kind of makes me uncomfortable.
wurwolf: It's hard to get my fingers to work around Mickey's handle.
Lita: Well, really. How can you get a grip on a handle like Mickey's?
wurwolf: I have such difficulties with it.
Homeschool Winner: My handle is so hard and it's going up
Homeschool Winner: Well it is slippery when we....OH DEAR LORD!!!!
Homeschool Winner: I'm very sorry!
wurwolf: Mickey! What did you think we were talking about?
Homeschool Winner: Bon Jovi
Homeschool Winner: The album with Dead or Alive
Lita is deeply offended that Mickey took her perfectly innocent comments the wrong way
wurwolf: Same here, Lita!
Homeschool Winner: What? OK, next time I'll talk about Poison then
Lita: Just because your handle makes me nervous.
wurwolf: And because I have to gear myself up for your handle.
wurwolf: It's like, when it comes to Mickey's hard handle, I have to take a deep breath and get ready.
Homeschool Winner: o/' I'M A COWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o/'
Homeschool Winner: o/' ON A STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL HORSE I RIDE!!! o/'
Homeschool Winner: o/' AND I'M WAAAAANTED o.'
Homeschool Winner: o/'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTED!!!! o/'
Homeschool Winner: o/' DEAD OR ALIIIIIVE!!!!! o/'
Homeschool Winner: OK, that's out of my system now
Lita: With an ironclad fist Mickey wakes up and french kisses the morning.
Homeschool Winner: I'm sorry. I just saw all your faces, and I had to rock them all
I totally rocked all y'alls faces.
Oh, you wish.
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