-So Anna Nicole Smith's death was ruled as an accidental overdose. While many people are not surprised at this news, I am. I was personally thinking that it was an angry mob of flesh eating midgets on a heroin binge with acedylene torches and pez dispensers filled with boiling acid. To each their own, I guess.
-I decided my blog doesn't get enough traffic from the foot fetishists.
-There's just something wrong about those new Burger King commercials where they say "Let the King crack your rut". Either that or I just have a dirty mind.
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Don't forget that Anna Nicole also had an infected blistering abscess on her ass. It's been speculated that if the drugs hadn't killed her, the infection would have.
If Anna Nicole hadn't died, Entertainment Tonight would have had to kill her. She was only worth one last good blaze of tabloid ratings-grab for them as it was.
I still think that even though she had drugs in her system, she died of a heart attack because the creeeepy Burger King climbed out of her toilet and offered her a sandwich. Nobody can convince me otherwise!
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