-Dale Earnhardt Jr. announced he's leaving his father's company and will be a free agent after the 07 season. This would be the biggest loss of a superstar athlete to a team, if not for the fact that Jr, is not a superstar and not an athlete.
-Ricky Williams has tested positive for marijaana again. Also shockingly testing positive? Snoop Dogg.
-It was reported (And reported...and reported...and reported...) that after Randy Moss was traded to the Patriots, Brett Favre threw a hissyfit and demanded a trade. Brett Favre: Putting the "Jerk" in kneejerk reaction since 1991.
-Congratulations go out to Lando Mickelson, winner of the annual PGA Playa's Championship. No one fits balls in holes quite like you!
-It's been a great week for jockstraps! Not only is Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher's jockstrap up on eBay, but at a recent game, Ken Griffey Jr. had a used, autographed jockstrap delivered to a heckler in the stands.. Congratulations from your promotion as a supporting player!
_The Utah Jazz have advanced to the NBA conference finals, hoping to become the first group of people from Utah to accomplish anything.
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What's your take on Michael Vick? Surely you can squeeze some comedy gold out of his self-destruction.
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