-Kobe Bryant has become the latest whiny superstar to demand a trade...his reasons? All the potential rape victims left in the area are too willing
-The Stanley Cup Finals are underway pitting the Ducks and the Senators....the Ducks are attempting to be the first team named after a movie to win a sports title since the Washington Deep Throats won the Arena Football championship in 2001
-There's reportedly an attempt underway to form a new football league to compete with the NFL, with one of the owners being Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. Thanks Mark...it's been far too long since a billionaire douchebag did something stupid. Thanks for filling the void again!
-The Mickery Files is now taking bets for the 2007 "Roger Clemens' Fuck This, We're How Many Games Out? I'm Taking My Money and Going Home, Up Yours, Losers" pool. Reserve your square today!
-Mickery Files reader Torrk has requested I make fun of Michael Vick. OK. You're the most overrated player in the history of the league and you couldn't even complete a pass to a drugged Jerry Rice with his shirt sleeves starched so his arms are completely outstretched. Um.....was there something else you wanted me to make fun of him for, Torrk?
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