Well, besides my being too old to trick or treat, my niece's refusal to part with Skittles and Bottlecaps (I do get my Sweet Tarts and my Starburst, but what gives? I mean, really!), or the fact that the Simpsons Halloween episodes haven't been good since....well ever IMO.
It's crap like this (Well at least this year....)
Ladies and gentlemen, the world's worst scarecrow.....
See? I was going for dancing Jonathan Papelbon.....and I got this.
What the hell is your problem, non dancing Jonathan Papelbon? You're too fat here, you're too skinny there, you're head's either too big or too small to put the goggles on, you look drunk and you have to be propped up, he has breasts......I hate you, non dancing Jonathan Papelbon scarecrow! Where the hell do you get off in reminding me of my suckiness in areas of creativity? Go to Hell non dancing Jonathan Papelbon scarecrow!!!!!!!
Look at him....he's mocking me.....with those shorts I still wear and the only pillowcase in this house that gets that nice and cold feeling when it's been a whole day since I've slept that I like oh so much. I never wear that shirt because it's kind of femmy and all, but still....not only does he suck, but he's a thief!
2 comments:
That scarecrow has boobs.
Name it Helena.
Can we get a picture of you wearing those shorts? Pweese?
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