Also in honor of today's special occasion, here's some classic Tales from the Duh for your sorry asses:
#2091
Okay, I'm officially IN!
Date: 04/16/2002
From: ServoTheGreat
Disregard everything I wrote before. I've read a couple posts from the past week, and I think I have a understanding of the current situation. Allow me to shake things up...
At GROPE headquarters, our hero's bicker about JM being good or bad, EM jelous disposition, and the fact that the spider that's as big as a house is actually a car. What our hero's AREN't talking about is that there is another EVIL besides PM on the loose! That Evil is... (DRAMATIC PAUSE)
ServoTheFink! (STG dressed up in Rat Fink's outfit(from Wild Wild Wild World of Batwoman.)
STF is running around the park... obviously up to no good... obviously...
STF: Ah ha, the Town's Ground Hog's Hole. The Ground Hog they use for the Ground Hogs day celebration each year!
(STF reaches into the hole)
*CHOMP*
STF: YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! It bit me!
(STF reaches in swiftly and pulls it out)
STF: Ya ha, Squecky! You're mine! HA HA HA! Foolish town! You are now GROUNDHOGLESS! RA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Now to skulk of into the background...
(skulks away)
(Next day's Newspaper's headline...)
"TOWN GROUNDHOGLESS: Disappearance of Squecky has all of the town in a panic. GROPE contacted for help."
What will happen next? Tune in next time!
ServoTheFink
"And you never see the baby!"
(GASP! What happened to the fair Squecky? READ ON TRUE BELIEVERS! http://tork_110.tripod.com/TftD/Fink.html#Fink
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Oh...and there's this Mickey Classic Comedy Gold
#2641
February 2nd, 2003
Date: 02/02/2003
From: MickeyTheGardener
SIlence falls over NOTEUROPE.
Mayor Fishback stands alone, silent. The crowd that usually gathers onthis day is not to be found. It may be the cold weather, it may be the fact that because of budget cuts, there's no buffet this year, it may be because of KTMA ActionNews reporter Joe Don Baker's incredible b.o., but let's not kid ourselves....
Mayor Fishback: (Throws his arm in the air and hastears in his eyes and he rips off his shirt): SQUEEEEEEEEEEEECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
President of the I Hate awn Club
President of the John Lee Supertaster Fan Club
Post Narc x4
This reply was in the real world. Well, our real world, not the real world. And not that MTV show. That Puck is bad news.
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3 comments:
Squecky gets his own label on your blog? Who did he blow to swing that?
Mickey, they took down the video!
What video? YOU DIDN'T SEE NOTHING!!!!!!
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