My Tork History Month essay is about Tork.
I first met Tork during the early days of the rp back on the message board known as the Duh. Tork was trying to weasel his way into the rp, and since the lovely ladies of the Duh weren't too accepting of me at this point, there was still enough room for more unwelcome creepy guys who couldn't speak normally around women.
Tork's two greatest contributions to society were the invention of the word poin, and informing people about the discovery of skulls belonging to interns. He wrote a book in 2004 called "Poining at Intern Skulls" which became a national best seller. A movie version is in the works starring that kid that plays Harry Potter.
Tork is an award winning video game designer who has created such hits like Homsar, Underhell, and Death Poin 2000, although rumors persist that the final two games don't exist, it's been suggested that using an Action Replay code will unlock them in your game.
Tork is also the US ambassador to the strange, foriegn land of Delaware. He makes several trips to the embassy and often flashes in front of the embassy's official webcam.
In conclusion, fear the Torkle!
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